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Broke Bitch Bitcoin T-Shirt | Funny Crypto Tee for Traders
$29.99
For those who’ve been rugged, humbled, and still refuse to quit.
The “Broke Bitch” Bitcoin T-Shirt is made for traders who embrace the pain, laugh it off, and keep stacking anyway.
Why You’ll Wear It
Material & Fit
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a modern unisex fit that’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Who It’s For
Bitcoin traders, crypto degens, cycle survivors, and anyone who’s felt poor at least once on their journey to conviction.
Use Case
Everyday streetwear, trading sessions, crypto meetups, group chats, or as a self-aware flex that only real traders understand.
Design & Crypto Culture
The “Broke Bitch” Bitcoin design captures the darker humour of crypto culture — where losses are temporary, memes are permanent, and humility is earned. It’s blunt, unapologetic, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s lived through volatility.
Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight, breathable fabric
- Modern unisex fit that is true to size
- High quality, durable print – printed in Miami, Florida
- Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams for durability and shape retention
- Printed inner neck labels for comfort and tear-away side label for minimal skin irritations
- Available in Black & White
Care Instructions
- Machine wash on cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean