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Caffeine, Crypto & Copium T-Shirt | Funny Crypto & NFT Trader Tee
$29.99
For those powered by late nights, market volatility, and pure hopium.
The “Caffeine, Crypto & Copium” T-Shirt is made for traders and degens who survive every market cycle on coffee, charts, and blind conviction.
Why You’ll Wear It
Material & Fit
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a modern unisex fit that’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Who It’s For
Crypto traders, NFT collectors, Web3 builders, meme coin enjoyers, and anyone emotionally supported by caffeine and copium.
Use Case
Everyday streetwear, trading sessions, coffee runs, crypto conferences, Discord calls, or as a painfully relatable uniform during red days.
Design & Crypto Culture
This design perfectly sums up modern crypto life. “Caffeine, Crypto & Copium” is a self-aware nod to the emotional rollercoaster of trading — fueled by coffee, sustained by charts, and justified by pure copium. It’s bold, funny, and instantly relatable to anyone who’s ever said “this dip is temporary.”
Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight, breathable fabric
- Modern unisex fit that is true to size
- High quality, durable print – printed in Miami, Florida
- Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams for durability and shape retention
- Printed inner neck labels for comfort and tear-away side label for minimal skin irritations
- Available in Black & White
Care Instructions
- Machine wash on cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean