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Caution Introverted Crypto T-Shirt | Funny Trader Streetwear Tee
$29.99
For those who keep quiet… until crypto comes up.
The “Caution: Introverted but Won’t Shut Up When It Comes to Talking Crypto” T-Shirt is made for traders and Web3 natives who save their energy for market conversations.
Why You’ll Wear It
Material & Fit
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee with a modern unisex fit that’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Who It’s For
Introverted traders, crypto enthusiasts, analysts, builders, and anyone who stays quiet until charts, tokens, or market cycles enter the conversation.
Use Case
Perfect for everyday streetwear, work-from-home trading sessions, conferences, meetups, or as a subtle warning before the crypto talk begins.
Design & Crypto Culture
This design plays on a familiar crypto personality — reserved in most situations, but fully activated when markets, narratives, or token debates start flying. It’s humorous, relatable, and instantly recognisable to anyone deep in crypto culture.
Product Features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight, breathable fabric
- Modern unisex fit that is true to size
- High quality, durable print – printed in Miami, Florida
- Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders and dual side seams for durability and shape retention
- Printed inner neck labels for comfort and tear-away side label for minimal skin irritations
- Available in Black & White
Care Instructions
- Machine wash on cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam or dry on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean